If you ever find yourself in a Secondary inspection at Homeland Security (god forbid), you can melt these earrings down and attempt to bribe the guards to let you go. You could also just pretend to blow them and bite their penis clean off. The second option is probably more likely since the earrings don't really have that much monetary value to them.  

DETAILS:

-Sterling silver - hypoallergenic and sturdy

-lightweight dangle studs 

-sold as a SINGLE EARRING so you can mix and match words.