These are my people. The Navi people have accepted me as one of them. I cannot leave them. They have taught me so much about nature. My girlfriend is Navi. She is neon green and has gills and a tail. We are very much in love. I consulted a medical doctor, and they said that our DNA is so different and incompatible that it would be easier for me to impregnate a zebra and make a half-human, half-zebra baby. We are looking at adopting. 

DETAILS:

-stretchy cotton/spandex

-pull on skort 

-slightly curved yoke seam in back to give the illusion of extra round buns