Penelope's dream pants. Pants for when you've given up but you don't want anyone to know you've given up. These cover up your massive bush and are very sensory pleasing. What more could you want? Free healthcare. I would really like free healthcare for all. But you can settle for these pants I guess. 

DETAILS:

-soft custom leopard print linen blend

-80% cotton, 20% linen

-very stretchy elastic waistband

-hidden side pockets